Ahoy readers! I finally published my first novel, "Alexander Murphy's Home for Wayward Celebrities"! It is in port now as an e-book in a variety of e-reader formats at http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/joshkaraczewski
and, tide willing, will be landing soon at many other fine e-book harbors.
To foster trade relations, you can enter the coupon code CQ98C through October 1st to get 50% off of the already reasonable price of $4.99.
If you enjoy the read, please help me hoist my pendant by purchasing copies for your friends and family, writing a review (on the Smashwords site for example), "liking" the book on your preferred social media outlet, or simply drop me a line letting me know that I'm not floating alone in the doldrums.
if you do not enjoy the read, please avoid firing off your broadsides. Send a dispatch on the next packet with constructive criticism.
Hark the Blue Peter, I must ship anchor and away!